Husband. Would you play with a man who jiggles coins and keys when you are about to putt, who moves his ball to a better lie in the rough, who coughs on your backswing.
Wife. I don't think so.
Husband. Well neither will Joe.
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| Wife to Husband. Why don't you play with Joe anymore?
Husband. Would you play with a man who jiggles coins and keys when you are about to putt, who moves his ball to a better lie in the rough, who coughs on your backswing. Wife. I don't think so. Husband. Well neither will Joe. |
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